Either, I'm turning blond or it's a sign of early onset menopause.
But just lately ,I've manifested some very strange phobias and done some very odd things.
My friends tell me I've always been odd, only now I'm noticing it, so it must be bad.
Last night I needed to turn the water temperature up on the boiler. It took me about an hour to go near it and then I couldn't remember which position it had been, to know which way it needed to be turned.
I don't change light bulbs until we virtually can't recognise each other when we're actually sat together. All because I hate heights, yet I would go up in a hot air balloon with any loony.
I've never worked out how to remove my petrol cap, without almost breaking the key off at the same time.
I feel stressed every time I buy petrol.
I have no idea how to check the water and oil in my car and consequently have had some interesting experiences with roadside rescue. The most memorable being,.
when I ran over the mechanics foot.
I find it impossible to set a digital clock. I don't trust them. Bring back the good old fashioned wind up.
Last month I threw the tumble dryer out of the laundry room window, trying to lift it onto the washing machine. Don't ask.
But my greatest faux pas has to be taking my girls camping, with a tent I didn't know how to erect and no wet weather gear what so ever. Yes you got it, it rained and blew a gale constantly.
We had the time of our lives.
Hallelujah for menopause
PS: I would have told you that I have a bad memory too, but I forgot.